SILLY SONG TITLES.

Saturday is here. Another week winding down. Nothing special planned for me today. Yesterday was a great day. My son came and took me rummaging. Whoopie. I found treasures, among them a flat iron that didn't work. Thats okay, at least I can say I own one now. Today I am posting a list of silly song titles. I liked them. I hope you do too.


Silly, weird and strange country songs<

I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain’t Used Up)

I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

You’re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can’t Bite You Off

You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones,
and Mine From Brown to Blue

The Last Word In Lonesome Is “Me”

Do You Love As Good As You Look

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
Who’s Makin’ Time with the Time Keeper’s Daughter, when the Time Keeper’s Keepin’ Time?

My Shoes Keep Walkin’ Back to You

You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door,
Without a Shirt On

How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?

I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?

She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft.

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life


Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone.

I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love
And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line


I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer,
and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field
While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin’ Back For Lunch

We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It’s All Over

You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Pl

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life.

Well here they are, probably none of them will make the top twenty, but at least they made me smile. See ya, I'm outta here.