Glorious Sunday. I sleep in on the weekends most of the time. Today I didn't get up till five. That's sleeping in for me. People joke because I usually go to bed by nine or ten. I get up anywhere between 3:30 and five, Usually around four. There is a old saying,"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." Now I'm not wealthy, but two out of three isn't bad. Right?
Now when I make this statement you are going to think I am a real whack. But if you will just hear me out,maybe you will understand what I am saying is true. This blog has set out to make me look crazy. Now you may be saying that I was crazy before I started this Blog and maybe you are right. But this Blog has set out to confuse me and now it is trying to confuse others. Enough is enough. I am setting the record straight.
A few days ago I found the quote by Winston Churchill. I saved it to a draft on the Blog. But the next day decided I would write about something else. I saved the draft, published the other. The new one went below the old one and so it begins. I looked back over the list of posts on my main page. The days are wrong, thank goodness I put the day on my my actual Blog. But the dates on the top of the Blog are wrong too. And the posts aren't coming out in the right order. Tuesday is followed by Thursday.I found them but not always in the order they should be.
My daughter called a couple of days ago. "Where is yesterdays Blog," she asked? "Its there," I told her. "No," she augured. I went on the Blog,went passed the current day and looked at yesterdays. It wasn't there. I went in to my page and it was there. Back to the Blog. I found it a couple of days down. Not where it was suppose to be.
My sister called yesterday. She said, "Jackie said you are driving her crazy." Sorry about that Jackie. I'm not even suppose to drive. She told her Grandma the days are mixed up on the Blog and are confusing. Jackie its not me, its the Blog. Its wanting me to appear old and daughterly.
I am nearing the half way mark on my year. The Blog I think is wanting me to fail. Shame Blog to pick on an older woman. Its a world for the young I guess. Even Blogs are prejudiced against us. But listen big guy, you can make me falter but you can't make me fail. I am here for the duration. So just back off and leave my posts alone.
Oh, by the way. "Gaslight," was a old black and white movie, that starred Ingrid Bergman. She was a woman who thought she was losing her mind. It turned out to be the woman's husband doing those things to drive her crazy. Hmmm, I wonder if the Emperor knows how to get into my main Blog? Its something to think about. The Emperor is always on me about something. If he can't take my head, maybe he wants to take my Blog. I'll be watchful from now on. But for this morning. I'm outta here.
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